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Betting on Scandals and Couture Mysteries

In this episode, the Metropolitan police find themselves in hot water over election betting, leaving their reputation more Bean than Bond. Chanel's runway continues to dazzle despite losing its designer, proving that haute couture can survive a little chaos. Oil-free salad dressings get a gourmet twist, offering culinary adventurers new sticky-sweet horizons. Russia’s top military officials face symbolic ICC warrants, in a justice attempt that seems more symbolic than practical. Iranian political drama unfolds with Zarif supporting reformist Pezeshkian, turning campaign territories into theatre stages. Sean Penn's lament about the limitations of modern Hollywood stirs debate, and fashion boldly embraces an 'ugly decade,' where chaos becomes chic.