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Athletics Drama, Starmer's Promises, and Kevin Bacon's Disguise

Join us as we dive into the world of Team GB's track and field squad gearing up for Paris, with rising stars and notable exclusions stirring up chatter. Keir Starmer's six-minute victory speech outside Downing Street sparks discussions about stability and pragmatism. We revel in the predicted UK consumer spending boom linked to major sports events, and laugh at Kevin Bacon's undercover adventure in a prosthetic disguise. Explore the booming demand for Loop earplugs among Taylor Swift fans, marvel at a baby's viral Liverpudlian babbling, and unravel Tubi's bold entry into the UK streaming market. We close with the surge in testosterone therapy among menopausal women and its surprising effects.