Conception, Stonehenge, Emotional AI, and The Geriatric Avenger: A Hilarious News Spin

In this episode of 'The News in Jokes,' we explore a variety of intriguing and laugh-inducing stories. We kick things off with the quirky world of fertility coaching, likened to modern-day wizards using spreadsheets instead of crystal balls. We then journey to Stonehenge, where ancient lunar events turn into prehistoric moonlit raves, complete with glow sticks and mythical hares. Next, we delve into the realm of emotional AI, questioning if machines can really understand human emotions or if they’re just as clueless as your everyday mum. From there, we laugh over Dale Dickey's transformative role as a badass grandmother in 'The G,' blending 'Home Alone' with 'Rambo' in a retirement home. Eyelashes get their moment as we discuss the booming beauty industry where lashes are now couture for your eyelids. Finally, we tackle political integrity with David Mitchell's wry observations, acknowledging that expecting saint-like virtue from politicians is as futile as wishing for your takeaway pizza to match the menu photo. Each story leaves you chuckling, thinking, and eagerly anticipating what’s next in this whirlwind of humorous news discussions.