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Stranger Delays and Magical Potatoes: A Week in News

This week's episode dives deep into the long-awaited fifth season of Stranger Things, which won't be out until 2025, by which time the characters might need walkers instead of BMX bikes. We then take a somber turn discussing the attempted assassination at a Trump rally, questioning the competence of the Secret Service director. The conversation shifts to JD Vance's surprising flip-flop on climate change, transforming from an advocate to a fossil fuel enthusiast. Next, we analyze Colin Montgomerie's unsolicited advice for Tiger Woods to retire, only to be clapped back by Woods himself. We then discuss the controversy that paused Tenacious D's Australian tour following an inflammatory comment about Trump. Finally, we wrap up with the whimsical video game Sopa, where a boy's quest for a potato unravels into a magical adventure. Expect twists, turns, and plenty of sass in this week's roundup.