Joey Barton's Twitter Twists and Ancient Wine Delights

In this episode of 'The News in Jokes,' we kick off with Joey Barton's pricey Twitter blunder involving Jeremy Vine and a hasty public apology. The humor continues with a successful search for three missing children from Thorpe Park, thankfully without any roller coasters involved. We then toast to history as 2,000-year-old Roman wine is discovered, offering a unique 'vintage' experience. Millennials' mid-life financial woes and housing aspirations get a comedic twist, while Gary Lineker's wardrobe choices land him in hot water with the BBC. We wrap up with a tech talk highlighting Apple’s AI privacy conundrum and end on a lighter note with the whimsical evolution of British slang, proving that serious topics can have a fun twist.