This episode dives into a whirlwind of current events, starting with surprising civil unrest in England fueled by an uproar over Holiday Inn Expresses. As rioters turn chaos into a bizarre protest, our hosts reflect on the absurdity of food and community. We then swim into the world of competitive sports as swimmer Adam Peaty faces the pressures of doping scandals while contemplating retirement. From there, the conversation colorfully shifts to the Titanic and its new documentary, which hilariously reveals people's misconceptions about its vibrant history. Amidst it all, Meghan Markle candidly discusses mental health and online safety, all while Snoop Dogg makes waves at the Paris Olympics. Finally, we explore the eccentricity of a live comedy performance that blends bizarre antics with audience expectations. Join us for an episode filled with chaos, reflection, and the art of keeping a sense of humor in the face of madness.
Dive into a whirlwind of zany stories featuring a uniquely Australian take on the Olympic Games, as sportscasters suggest dogs could replace horses in equestrian events. Royal family drama unfolds with Norwegian Princess Märtha Louise’s gin fiasco, causing a royal uproar. President Biden's heartfelt exit from the 2024 race sparks chaotic political monologues, while Snoop Dogg prepares to take sports commentary to new heights with his personal flair. Concluding with mint choc chip ice cream debates and a nod to Andy Murray’s emotional farewell at the Paris Olympics, this episode is a delicious blend of sport, royalty, and absurdity that promises to keep you entertained!
This episode delves into Britain's hefty investment in quantum technology, with guests pondering the implications of a 'quantum toaster' that could toast in multiple dimensions. The conversation shifts to the serious yet bizarre behavior of former singer Ross Davidson, exploration of McLaren's team dynamics, and the comically unfortunate political slogan from Tom Tugendhat that unintentionally spells out 'TURD.' Athletes at the Paris Olympics also express their dissatisfaction with culinary offerings characterized by rationed eggs and rubbery meats. The episode rounds out by exploring the quirks of Kamala Harris' speaking style and the alarming truths about problem gambling that reveal deeper societal issues. Tune in for a mix of absurdity and insightful commentary on current affairs!
Dive into a whimsical exploration of vacations gone awry as holiday fantasies clash with real-life chaos. Discover the bizarre rise of cheese as the new avocado, and the fascinating comeback of a scandalous television show that has tongues wagging. Witness the dramatic Texan migration of a tech mogul, the unpredictable journey of a pop star, and the surprising evolution of charming leading men in Hollywood. Finally, celebrate the vibrant life and colorful hairstyles of a fashion icon who turned personal battles into artistic expressions. Join us for a lively discussion that mirrors life’s absurdities!
This episode dives into the quirky dynamics of travel as Bamburgh emerges as the UK's premier seaside spot, leaving other destinations floundering. Meanwhile, West Ham's ambitious pursuit of N'Golo Kanté evokes literary allusions and personal anecdotes, highlighting the tension between hope and potential heartache. The gymnastics realm is shaken by Shoko Miyata's smoking scandal, a modern tragedy of rebellious choices. Tiger Woods' struggles at the Open showcase the pressure of performance amidst a tumultuous crowd. On a lighter note, Costco’s emergency food bucket stirs thoughts of dystopian dining and kitchen catastrophes. Controversy unfolds on 'Strictly Come Dancing' with a kicked partner, while Ed Davey’s political blunders evoke dramatic comparisons. Finally, Ralf Schumacher’s coming out in Formula One sparks a discussion about diversity, adding a vibrant note to the world of racing. Tune in for an episode packed with unexpected twists and relatable humor!
This week's episode dives deep into the long-awaited fifth season of Stranger Things, which won't be out until 2025, by which time the characters might need walkers instead of BMX bikes. We then take a somber turn discussing the attempted assassination at a Trump rally, questioning the competence of the Secret Service director. The conversation shifts to JD Vance's surprising flip-flop on climate change, transforming from an advocate to a fossil fuel enthusiast. Next, we analyze Colin Montgomerie's unsolicited advice for Tiger Woods to retire, only to be clapped back by Woods himself. We then discuss the controversy that paused Tenacious D's Australian tour following an inflammatory comment about Trump. Finally, we wrap up with the whimsical video game Sopa, where a boy's quest for a potato unravels into a magical adventure. Expect twists, turns, and plenty of sass in this week's roundup.
In this episode, discover the unique hand-stitched crossword puzzle by artist Renate Keeping, reflecting her life as a Jewish refugee. We delve into the surprising signals that beards send about commitment and manliness, backed by recent studies. Former Formula One driver Ralf Schumacher makes headlines as he comes out as gay, making strides for LGBTQ+ representation in a traditionally conservative sport. Explore the satire of the post-financial crisis ghost town of Seseña, Spain, through Rosa Ribas’s new novel. Finally, get ready for Deadpool and Wolverine crashing into the MCU, promising chaos and laughter.
In this episode, we dive into the chaotic scenes at a Trump rally in Pennsylvania, where an attempted assassination left one person dead and shook the small town of Butler. We also explore veteran politician Michael Heseltine's controversial proposal to abolish over 200 local councils in the UK, sparking debates about centralization and local governance. Plus, we travel to Benidorm, Spain, where British tourists took over the streets in a wild celebration for the Euros final between England and Spain, creating an 'unreal' atmosphere of cultural exchange. And finally, we visit classrooms in Bremen, Germany, where the 'silent fox' gesture has been banned due to its unintended resemblance to a far-right salute, forcing teachers to find creative new ways to keep students quiet.
In this episode, young Conservatives in the UK struggle with their party's policies and declining youth support. Former Pakistani Prime Minister Imran Khan faces new charges shortly after an acquittal in a dramatic legal saga. We dive into Cressida Cowell's favorite things and the skyrocketing trend of baseball caps in fashion. Discover the groundbreaking generative documentary about artist Brian Eno, the intense selection process for the new chair of the Victoria and Albert Museum, and the heartfelt story of a couple navigating cancer with love. Finally, we witness the resilience of Ukrainians amidst devastating missile strikes on Kyiv.
In this episode, we uncover a rare Penny Red stamp from a destroyed plate being sold for £650,000, delve into John Prescott's uneventful parliamentary end, and discuss Biden's shaky campaign against Trump in swing states. We also tackle a crossbow-wielding fugitive causing chaos in Enfield and Jacob Rees-Mogg's unexpected turn to reality TV stardom. Plus, Transport for London's new tunnel toll charges promising more paid traffic jams in London.
In this episode, we dive into the political turmoil surrounding President Joe Biden's recent debate performance, with calls for him to step down making headlines. We then switch gears to the financial drama portrayed in Michelle de Swarte's new comedy-drama series 'Spent', exploring themes of economic woes and personal growth. France's unusual strategy in the European Championship and a surprising discovery about dingoes' genetics also find their way into our discussion. Lastly, we cover David Cameron's resignation from Rishi Sunak’s team, Kristi Noem’s vanishing social media presence, the mysterious candidates of Reform UK, and a man's dramatic slip on a puddle of Baileys at Heathrow airport. It's an eclectic mix of news and laughter you'll want to stick around for.
Dive into the whirlwind of current events as the new Labour government gets off to a speedy start, Tony Blair ups the ante with electronic ID cards, and Tories hilariously deny leadership ambitions. From Sheelagh's hairdressing dilemma to budget trainers' surprising performance, this episode also touches on the anatomy of taste, theatre-meets-football, and the relentless pursuit of humor in Camille Bordas’s novel. Plus, Brentford striker Ivan Toney’s audacious 'no-look' penalties add a splash of drama to the Euros.
In this episode, we kick things off with a deep dive into the HMRC's controversial decision to withhold offshore tax figures, stirring quite the political pot. Next, we delve into the Democratic Party's latest internal struggles as Biden grapples with challenges leading up to the 2024 election. We then celebrate the 30th anniversary of 'Forrest Gump,' examining its continued cultural impact. Shifting gears, we explore a unique story about a couple's farm life eroded by sheep-related disputes. The episode also covers Rishi Sunak's allies receiving honors post-election fiasco and wraps up with King Charles dropping the royal family's patronage of pigeon racing. All this and more, brought to you with a smile!
Join us as we dive into the world of Team GB's track and field squad gearing up for Paris, with rising stars and notable exclusions stirring up chatter. Keir Starmer's six-minute victory speech outside Downing Street sparks discussions about stability and pragmatism. We revel in the predicted UK consumer spending boom linked to major sports events, and laugh at Kevin Bacon's undercover adventure in a prosthetic disguise. Explore the booming demand for Loop earplugs among Taylor Swift fans, marvel at a baby's viral Liverpudlian babbling, and unravel Tubi's bold entry into the UK streaming market. We close with the surge in testosterone therapy among menopausal women and its surprising effects.
On today's episode, we bid farewell to tennis legend Andy Murray, who announced his retirement after a first-round loss at Wimbledon, despite recent back surgery. We also explore a study revealing that modern chart-topping songs are getting simpler—much like your everyday lasagna. Next, we delve into Westminster's new life peerages, where even obscure figures are now Lords and Ladies. Meanwhile, 'Tom Kerridge Cooks Britain' faces criticism for being more of an ad than an informative series, and the U.S. deals with its fourth human case of bird flu, reminding us of a dystopian 'Animal Farm.' Wimbledon attempts to enhance storytelling with AI, resulting in some laughable predictions. Finally, we celebrate 100 years of the Caesar salad, a dish that surprisingly hails from Tijuana, Mexico.
Dive into the latest quirky updates as Wimbledon introduces plant-based Victoria sponge and sustainable banana muffins, all in a bid to reach net-zero emissions by 2030. We also discuss the UK's Election Day, complete with voters bringing their dogs to polling stations and the rise of TikTok as a news source. Discover the unintended hilarities of the Co-op's Euro 2024 TV ad and the relentless knocking down of a historic stone pillar in Tissington. Plus, we ponder Marbella's new fines for 'beach evacuations,' and don't miss Trump's golf cart confessional on Biden. Tune in for a whirlwind tour of today's strangest headlines!
Dive into the theatrics of the French elections, where political alignments are as unpredictable as the weather. Next, step into the ring with Joe Biden as he fends off doubts and fatigues, even from his former boss Obama. We then fast-track to a bizarre and tragic alternative healing trial in California before witnessing the UK election campaign turn into a dramatic soundtrack showdown. Meanwhile, in India, a spiritual gathering spirals into chaotic overbooking, and a culinary spotlight on rasam leaves us savoring every tangy detail. Finally, we marvel at hippos achieving airtime and explore the legal battles against anti-LGBTQ book bans in Georgia's schools.
In this episode, we delve into the curious case of Congresswoman Victoria Spartz getting charged with a weapons violation at the airport, chat about the comedic paradoxes of brunch, and explore Nigel Farage's surprising TikTok fame. We also have a laugh at past eyebrow trends via the #eyebrowblindness challenge, celebrate the announcement of "Beetlejuice Beetlejuice," and dissect the US Supreme Court's ruling on presidential immunity. From Keir Starmer's impending challenges as the next UK Prime Minister to Brazil's controversial book bans, this episode is packed with unexpected twists and turns.
In this episode, the team tackles runaway army horses in London causing public havoc, and UK politics turning into an absurd spectacle with mixed messaging from Rishi Sunak, rebellious accusations from Jeremy Corbyn, and Ed Davey’s bungee jump plea for votes. They dive into the whimsical elements of 'Xena: Warrior Princess,' explore Billy Joel's 'Vienna' becoming an anthem for Gen Z, and laugh at Graham Hancock's controversial filming plans. The hosts also discuss an Icelandic couple's unique approach to intimacy, the return of Gru in 'Despicable Me 4,' and England's dramatic football victory at Euro 2024.
In this episode, the hosts dive into Australia's new vape laws and the unintended consequences of creating a market for underground vape flavors. Glastonbury Festival's outrageous fashion choices are put under the microscope, from furry bucket hats to men in kimonos. The discussion then shifts to the latest hero of the Mars colonization efforts—a resilient desert moss. The extraordinary career change of Tkay Maidza, the latest Glastonbury life lessons, and the curious question of a 13-year-old about tongues and taste buds add more layers of intriguing conversation. Finally, the episode wraps up with a look at the unique dilemma facing Glastonbury attendees: should they watch England's Euro 2024 match or catch sets by Shania Twain and Avril Lavigne?
In this episode, we explore the rising attention menopause is getting, even from men, and how celebrities like Naomi Watts and First Lady Jill Biden are making it a trending topic. Fran Lebowitz shares why she is perpetually angry and how it shapes her life and art. Meanwhile, in Eccles, Greater Manchester, a tragic incident involving an XL bully dog occurs, raising questions about pet ownership laws. Jacob Rees-Mogg faces a potential political downfall, while Kasabian's Serge Pizzorno steps up as the new frontman. We also dive into a gay couple's unique journey in LA, Banksy’s provocative surprise at Glastonbury, and the ongoing debate over cannabis legalization in Florida and New York.
In this episode, we dive into the eclectic madness of Glastonbury 2023, where music and questionable fashion choices reign supreme. From Dua Lipa and Barry Can’t Swim to Voice of Baceprot's shocking performance, this year's festival does not disappoint. Moving across the globe, Australia’s new vaping laws bring a wave of controversy, transforming vape shops into pharmacies and potentially driving flavors underground. On the political front, Prime Minister Rishi Sunak deals with hurtful remarks from Reform UK activists while Biden’s debate performance leaves much to be desired, stirring up calls for his replacement. We round off with the viral phenomenon of Prince William’s dad dancing, proving that even royals know how to let loose, albeit awkwardly.
In this episode, delve into the bizarre yet amusing world of current events. Robert F. Kennedy Jr. takes his excluded debate to Twitter, making waves more akin to a cat meme frenzy. Meanwhile, a suburban neighborhood is embroiled in a Cold War over a child's football, with suggested peacekeeping strategies ranging from apology cakes to drones. Explore the curious trend celebrating 'hot rodent boyfriends,' and question why women's diverse features can't receive the same appreciation. Uncover work-related injuries of ancient Egyptian scribes, and imagine the tragicomic final days of woolly mammoths who fell to a freak event. Finally, applaud the belated victory of Patrick Braxton, Newbern, Alabama's first Black mayor, and laugh at the curious predicament of England's Anthony Gordon and his bike mishap, along with the Met police's betting scandal on the general election timing. Stay sharp, entertained, and enlightened.
In this riveting episode, we dive into some explosive news, starting with the recall of Snapchill’s canned coffee in the US due to botulism fears, giving your morning jolt a rather sinister twist. The conversation then takes a quirky turn as UK party leaders reveal their favorite TV shows, blending politics with pop culture. Moving onto sports, Ardie Savea’s vendetta against England in rugby receives a humorous yet analytical breakdown. The episode doesn’t stop there, as we explore recipes, fan wars, and even Shania Twain’s Glastonbury horse-riding plans. Finally, on a more serious yet celebratory note, President Joe Biden’s pardoning of LGBTQ+ veterans closes the episode with hopes for justice and equality.
In this episode, the Metropolitan police find themselves in hot water over election betting, leaving their reputation more Bean than Bond. Chanel's runway continues to dazzle despite losing its designer, proving that haute couture can survive a little chaos. Oil-free salad dressings get a gourmet twist, offering culinary adventurers new sticky-sweet horizons. Russia’s top military officials face symbolic ICC warrants, in a justice attempt that seems more symbolic than practical. Iranian political drama unfolds with Zarif supporting reformist Pezeshkian, turning campaign territories into theatre stages. Sean Penn's lament about the limitations of modern Hollywood stirs debate, and fashion boldly embraces an 'ugly decade,' where chaos becomes chic.
In this episode of 'The News in Jokes,' host and guests explore Nigel Farage's accusations against the Daily Mail, alleging a Kremlin collaboration. Not stopping there, they delve into the wild plot of John Cena's new film, the chilling tale of forever chemicals told by Michael Sheen, London's subterranean plans, political crossword puzzles, nostalgic salad recipes, and the heartwarming story of Nelson the one-eyed cat. The climax? Picasso masterpieces making their debut in a museum toilet after a quirky court ruling. Strap in for a news rollercoaster—laughs and intrigue await!
In this episode of 'The News in Jokes,' we explore a variety of intriguing and laugh-inducing stories. We kick things off with the quirky world of fertility coaching, likened to modern-day wizards using spreadsheets instead of crystal balls. We then journey to Stonehenge, where ancient lunar events turn into prehistoric moonlit raves, complete with glow sticks and mythical hares. Next, we delve into the realm of emotional AI, questioning if machines can really understand human emotions or if they’re just as clueless as your everyday mum. From there, we laugh over Dale Dickey's transformative role as a badass grandmother in 'The G,' blending 'Home Alone' with 'Rambo' in a retirement home. Eyelashes get their moment as we discuss the booming beauty industry where lashes are now couture for your eyelids. Finally, we tackle political integrity with David Mitchell's wry observations, acknowledging that expecting saint-like virtue from politicians is as futile as wishing for your takeaway pizza to match the menu photo. Each story leaves you chuckling, thinking, and eagerly anticipating what’s next in this whirlwind of humorous news discussions.
Join host Angela and guests Giovanni and Nina as they unravel the week's most unexpected pairings—from the surprise GOP guest lineup featuring union president Sean O’Brien, to the mind-bending nature of dreams, and Australia’s nuclear debate. Marvel at Southwest Airlines' impromptu rollercoaster ride over Oklahoma and explore why Easter Island’s ancient gardeners were misunderstood. Top it all off with a romp through illegal streaming empires and a debate on whether smartphones are the real teenage menace. It's a mixed bag of humor, drama, and intrigue that keeps you laughing and thinking.
In this side-splitting episode of 'The News in Jokes,' Angela and her guests liken the week’s political shenanigans to the absurdity of a cat-written diary and a campaign trail as unpredictable as Schrödinger's Cat. From Boris Johnson's memoir shenanigans to Mel Stride’s anachronistic escapades and Rishi Sunak’s invisibility cloak, the political theater doesn't disappoint. They sweeten the deal with Ravneet Gill’s elaborate tres leches cake recipe that’s worth breaking any diet for. Meanwhile, temperatures soar in the US, prompting giggles about fire emojis and Dante’s Inferno analogies. As if that’s not enough, we discover that even everyday items like coffee mugs are becoming adventure sports. The episode wraps with Florida’s use of unpaid prison labor, adding a serious twist to the humorous unraveling of current events. Join in for a laugh-fueled romp through the headlines and beyond!
In this episode of 'The News in Jokes,' we dive into the posh yet perplexing world of the Royal Ascot, where hat colors are as serious as global issues. Then, we discover the culinary magic of air-fried crispy chickpeas that could make Da Vinci envious. We debate Avril Lavigne’s most iconic hits, explore the emotional rollercoaster of pets interfering in relationships, and venture into the bizarre realm of adults still sleeping in childhood bedrooms. Finally, we tackle the controversy of an AI-generated film script that had human screenwriters up in arms, reminding us that even in a tech-driven world, it’s the human touch that truly counts. Tune in for a heap of hilarity and a sprinkle of heartfelt moments.
In this episode of 'The News in Jokes,' we embark on a journey through the bizarre and the hilarious. We talk about Alec Baldwin's questionable gun control on set, a centenarian's academic triumph, betting cops, ancient beaches reopening for business, and vandalism at Stonehenge. Rounding it up is a tribute to the extraordinary feminist poet Miriam Scott, whose literary genius continues to echo. Tune in for a captivating blend of humor and head-scratchers!''
In this episode of 'The News in Jokes,' the team delves into the wacky world of digital campaigning as UK politicians leave messages on smart doorbells. Next, we explore the saga of Rishi Sunak's 'contrite' millionaire donor and the art of forgiving deep pockets. We then meet Dakota Adams, the eyeliner-wearing progressive Democrat from Montana, who's shaking up political expectations. Surrey's bovine drama unfolds with a police squad's unconventional response to a baby cow rampage. Salisbury residents debate whether a controversial climate change art installation is inspiration or eyesore, and a dedicated mother crosses the Atlantic so her daughter can see Taylor Swift live. Finally, we uncover Donald Trump's dubious art collection, including his prized but fake Renoir. It's a smorgasbord of the strange and surprising you'd be sad to miss!
Join James and his guests on 'The News in Jokes' as they dive into the quirky side of current events. From Donald Trump’s affectionate flip-flop over Milwaukee to the rise of senior citizens trading rocking chairs for squat racks, this episode offers a humorous take on the headlines. Tune in for tales of Ian McKellen’s onstage tumble, the reappearance of mysterious monoliths, and the New York Mets' unexpected winning streak thanks to none other than Grimace, the McDonald’s mascot. Plus, catch the latest in football transfer gossip with Chelsea's hunt for new strikers. This episode promises a rollercoaster of laughs and unexpected twists.
In this episode of 'The News in Jokes,' we kick off with Joey Barton's pricey Twitter blunder involving Jeremy Vine and a hasty public apology. The humor continues with a successful search for three missing children from Thorpe Park, thankfully without any roller coasters involved. We then toast to history as 2,000-year-old Roman wine is discovered, offering a unique 'vintage' experience. Millennials' mid-life financial woes and housing aspirations get a comedic twist, while Gary Lineker's wardrobe choices land him in hot water with the BBC. We wrap up with a tech talk highlighting Apple’s AI privacy conundrum and end on a lighter note with the whimsical evolution of British slang, proving that serious topics can have a fun twist.
In this episode, we explore ITV's 'Douglas is Cancelled,' a comedic drama about a TV host navigating a social media scandal, and dig into Governor Wes Moore's mass cannabis-related pardons in Maryland. We'll also take a whimsical trip to Japan in search of the perfect maneki-neko, revel in the backstage chaos of 'Starlight Express,' and critique the fashion choices of Euro 2024's football managers. Finally, we turn to the political turmoil surrounding Diane Abbott and celebrate Germany's Euro 2024 anthem with a Bhangra beat twist. Each story is a blend of humor and keen insight into the quirks of today's world.
In this episode, we explore the theatrical wit of 'Tell Me How It Ends,' where a woman named Aster preps you for life's ultimate spoiler. We dive into Prada's embrace of Gen Z fashion, and wonder if fake belts can really save the world. Next, a Surrey police officer's literal run-in with a notorious cow raises eyebrows. The enigmatic Wu-Tang Clan album surfaces once more, making us ponder the intersection of exclusivity and art. Culinary debates from post-Soviet Ukraine bring flavors and national pride to the forefront, while MasterChef Australia’s Melissa Leong shares her rice cooker wisdom amidst her hospital adventures. Finally, the future of digital storytelling offers a smorgasbord of choices, letting you write your own life's screenplay. Intriguing, absurd, and utterly entertaining, this episode has it all.
